Friday, August 28, 2009

Week Seven - Potatoes, Grains, and Pasta (aka, Starch Week) Lecture Night

Last night was lecture for this week and quite possibly the longest feeling class ever. I'm pretty sure Chef is tired of half the class not reading the chapters and just focusing on whatever recipes we're making for the week (if that), so he had us read the chapter aloud. Sigh. I'm fearful for our future if the kids in my class are a true representation of the current education system. Words they had trouble pronouncing:
  • oblong
  • mealy
  • hull
  • originating
  • nuttier
  • groat
I could go on, but I think you all get the point. Air Force and I were cringing most of the two hours it took us to get through the chapter. Sigh. We also watched a couple videos on how to fillet different types of fish (round and flat), the difference between opening clams and oysters (which, if any of you watched Top Chef last week, you know there is one), etc. in preparation for next week, which is Seafood. We went over how different produce is harvested and grown, what methods can be used for which grains (risotto is a cooking method, not a dish). We also got talking about where we live. Here comes the fun.

Uppity said something about my neighborhood, which as some of you know I lovingly refer to as "the hood." She got all up on me about how I don't live in the hood and the way she did it really rubbed me the wrong way. Now, I realize that my neighborhood is not the worst in DC. By far. However. I hear gunfire on the regular, either in the alley behind my house or near enough to hear. My house has been broken into. Cops have had to search in front of my home for a ditched gun used in an armed robbery three blocks away. There was a shooting within a block of the grocery store I frequent about three hours after I'd been there Tuesday. There are drug dealers and prostitutes and homeless people in the neighborhood who are around enough that we know each other to say hello in passing. All of which I pointed out to her. She continued to tell me I don't live in the hood. Air Force touched my leg and told me to let it go. I then told Uppity "You know what? You're right. You know my neighborhood that I've lived in for over five years much better than I do." Chef then said that he wouldn't walk through my neighborhood at dark. That shut her up. For the rest of class. It was vaguely awesome. Anytime after that she was asked to read she did so so quietly no one could hear her. Including Chef who was right next to her. I admit to giggling along with Cake Lady (who won the cupcake challenge!) when that happened...

So then we took a break and went down to GMC's class. They're making sausages this week so we got to observe the process. Quite interesting. And very...obscene. I'll leave it at that and let your 12 year old minds run with it.

Tonight and tomorrow we're doing the following:
  • Lyonaise Potatoes
  • Deep Fried Potatoes
  • Gratin Dauphinois Potatoes
  • Mashed Potatoes
  • Risotto Milanese
  • Rice Pilaf
  • Basic Pasta Dough
On a side note, my four years of French in high school are finally becoming useful. Thank God. I don't know what I was thinking taking French in Southern California...maybe I knew 20 years later it would help me in culinary school...let's go with that, shall we?

Okay, off to get ready for class. More on starches later!

Oh, just for the record. My neighborhood is for the most part safe as long as you're smart about what you do where and when.

Week Six - Meat Cookery

Quick post for a non-exciting week. We covered Beef, Lamb, Pork, & Veal. Recipes we made:

  • Grilled Lamb Chops with herb butter
  • Brown Beef Stew
  • Aunt Ruthie's Pot Roast
  • Roast Prime Rib with Au Jus
  • Sauteed Veal Scallops with Citrus Wine Sauce
  • Chateau Potatoes
  • Peas with Fennel and Bacon
  • Julienne Carrots and Crookneck Squash
It was all very straightforward and simple and calm. The new groups worked just fine thankfully and there weren't any blowups or problems. Hopefully it will last through the next four weeks!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Cupcakes!


I tried a new lemon cupcake recipe and it's delicious. I added a brush of lemon juice to the tops after baking for an extra kick (because I love lemon and the zest and juice in the batter just wasn't enough) and it also has kept the cupcake *shudder* moist *shudder*. Gah I hate that word. I also tried, for the first time, a buttercream meringue icing. I'm going to need to work on that one. It tastes good, but is nowhere near as smooth as I'd like it to be. Practice practice.

Week Five - Vegetables

Well, as you can guess by the title, this week was rather dull. Other than the two mid-terms and birthday of course. Thursday before lecture, we were given our written mid-term which was 75 questions, about 40 multiple choice, 20 true/false, 13 match term to definition and two essay (describe the process for making brown stock and consomme). It was open book, but I really wanted to do as much of it as possible without looking, which I managed to do. I looked up maybe four or five to be certain I was correct. And I was! I finished in about 30 minutes...turned it in, he went through and graded it with me and after some... discussion over what the correct answers were, I had a perfect score. I went to work on my knife cuts and finished the seven of them, with a perfect score, before anyone else was done with their tests. I'm that jerk. So I set to reading for this week's topic, Meat Cookery. After everyone finished their tests, slow woman in our Group ended up taking like 3 hours, we had a bit of lecture and q&a for the next two days of cooking.

Friday and Saturday we made the following: Grilled Vegetable Skewers, Braised Celery with Basil, Baked Butternut Squash, Stir Fried Asparagus with Shiitake Mushrooms, Beer Battered Onion Rings (all on Friday), Parsnip Puree, Broccoli Almondine, and White Bean Salad (on Saturday). Quick rundown: Basic and delicious, disgusting in theory and practice, tasty, delicious (even the mushrooms!), delicious and easy, a nice variation on the standard mashed potatoes, boring, and surprisingly refreshing and good.

We got read a bit of the riot act on Friday night. There was yet another meltdown by Uppity. Sigh. The woman just needs to accept that not everything she knows is correct. And that she isn't the instructor. And that if Chef tells us to do something a certain way? DO IT THAT WAY. She kills me. We also were made aware that the highest grade we could get at mid-term is a B+. GMC told Chef to start us at a C, but Chef was nicer than that. So frustrating. I got a B+ with perfect test and quiz scores. Grrr. Saturday we were assigned new groups. He chose the three strongest and then split up the rest based on skill level. I'm now the leader of a group that is made up of three people who I could have given birth to. If I started having sex when I was 14. Which I didn't mom. Start breathing again. You okay? Okay. So I've got the good, cool 18 year old guy - we'll call him Alton because he and I always talk about Good Eats; one of the young girls - the giggly baking one who is super sweet but Ditzy; and Island Boy who is going to be our group's problem. I like the kid, he's pleasant most of the time, but I won't stand for any crap he tries to pull. Expect issues.

Saturday was our Serve Safe mid-term. The one we've all been stressed about since we need to know the receiving, holding, storing, cooking, reheating, etc. temps for all foods; about 15 foodborne illnesses and their symptoms and whether an employee exhibiting such symptoms should be excluded or removed. And a whole bunch of other information that is overwhelming in scope. The mid-term was to be a practice test similar to the final, which is a 90 question certification test. It was 40 questions and took me about 5 minutes. I got 100% and an A in the class so far. Yay!

All in all, it was a good, but stressful week. Now I'm off to make cupcakes as a test run to see if I want to enter the cupcake challenge at school next week. Lemon with buttercream meringue icing. I'll let you know how they turn out.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Week Four - Poultry Lab

We had five chicken dishes and one marinade this week. Most of the time was spent on trussing the birds and then fabricating them, which is cutting them into the eight pieces - 2 each of legs, wings, thighs, breasts. As some of you know, I'm not a big fan of meat on the bone, so this week was challenging for me. But that's good, right? School *should* be challenging. So we cut up two birds Friday and two Saturday. Focus was on cutting out cross-contamination, staying aware of what had touched the raw poultry, etc. All went well in that regard Friday, but Saturday there was a hubbub. Island Kid left his cutting board all covered with chicken bits by the sink, covering the part...hold on.

Here's a description of the sink area. On the left is a disposal area, circular, with one of those hanging down, high-power rinsers, then to the right there are three compartments filled with water. The first is for washing and has soap, the middle is for rinsing and is just plain water, the third is for sanitizing and has a chemical in it. At the end is a drying area with a rack. Our cutting boards are about 2x3 feet and fairly heavy. Island Kid left his on top of the disposal area, completely blocking it, which caused a back up for everyone else. So Air Force called out to the class asking whoever put it there to come clean it. He answered back that he was doing other things and that he'd get to it when he got to it. She responded, calmly, pointing out that no one else could do their dishes until he did his or moved it and he shouted back "Then do it yourself and leave me alone. You aren't my mom." It devolved from there to the point where he was yelling at her in the middle of the kitchen 30 minutes later. Chef pulled them out into the hall and gave them a talking to and by the end of the class, she had resolved things with IK. It's a shame because she's a lovely woman and the kid overreacted and made her feel guilty for saying anything. Sigh. This is why I don't talk to people...

On to the deliciousness then. Friday we prepared the white wine marinade and two chicken dishes - Grilled Chicken with Red Pepper Butter and Chicken Saute with Garlic and Basil. The red pepper butter was delicious and super easy to make. You basically just roast the heck out of the red pepper, puree it up and whip it into softened butter. The saute was one of the easiest, tastiest things I've ever made, and all three chefs who tried it said it was the tenderest chicken they'd had from a first quarter student. YAY!! Saturday was Pan Fried Chicken with Pan Gravy, Poached Chicken with Tarragon Sauce, and Chicken Fricassee. All of which were ridiculously easy and good. Other than the drama, it was a pretty boring week.

In our Sanitation class, the head of our department came in to advise us on next quarter. I'll be taking Intro to Baking and Pastry, two classes, three nights a week, all lab. Two nights for Baking, one for Pastry. I think I'll also be taking Nutrition, but online. That will all total up to 12 units again so yay! I asked about doubling up on Culinary and Baking/Pastry and she didn't know the answer, so I'll need to check with the Registrar's office, which I'll do Wednesday when I'm at school for the Culinary Club meeting.

What else...Oh, mid-terms this coming week. Blech. The one for Skills is going to be anywhere from 40-100 questions, depending on the day Chef tells us about it. At least it's open book, but I'd like to be able to finish it without using the book. Our Sanitation exam is going to be a bear. It's basically a practice test for Serve Safe certification, which we'll get at the end of class if we pass our final, which is the actual, proctored Serve Safe exam. This means our mid-term is 90 questions and covers all 15 chapters of our book, even though we've only gone over 10. Should be interesting. It's a lot of memorization of times and temps, food handling, cooking, holding procedures, etc. Just a lot of information in a little time. For cooking lab, we're doing Vegetable Cookery...so another boring week for you guys. Grilled skewers, braised celery with basil, baked butternut squash, etc.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Week Three - Chicken *is* First

As I packed up for class last night, I noticed the quiz I'd completely forgotten about...ooops. So I rushed to get that done in 15 minutes and then had a friend do a google for me to double check two answers while I was on my way to class. Yay friends!

Air Force, Cake Girl and I discussed the quiz while we got changed for class (even on lecture days we must be in chef coat, checked pants, hat, neckerchief, hat, two towels, apron, etc.) and there were two questions we agreed were written poorly. When we got to class, Uppity brought up one of the questions and was unable to understand the actual point. The question was "Why is it necessary to make a roux when thickening a soup with flour?". She could not get past asking why a roux needs to be made with flour. Long story short is you can use alternate starches, but the book explicitly states a roux is made of flour and fat. However, that was not the answer to the actual quiz question, which is you make a roux to 1) cook the flour before adding it to the liquid and 2) the fat coats the starch granules and keeps them from sticking together.

So after a half hour going over that (my fellow students are not known for their brevity), we moved on to how the two syllabi (one for lecture, one for lab) are different. We're now all straightened out and tonight will be making a white wine marinade, grilled chicken with red pepper butter, and chicken with onion, basil, and tomato. Depending on how those go, we will either finish early (please please) or move on to one of tomorrow's three recipes.

A number of the recipes call for chicken stock. We've been using a base, which is ridiculously salty, to make "stock" the last couple classes. None of us are happy about this, but if you don't have bones, you can't make stock. We went over to GMC's class to observe them deboning pheasants, ducks, and chickens. Not looking forward to that class..... I asked GMC if we could steal some of the bones they weren't using for stock so that we could make some and of course he said yes. yay good products for our cooking this week! We all headed back to class and made the stock, which has now been simmering and developing overnight. Island Boy cut his finger pretty deep chopping up the celery...we've managed one cut a week so far. Not too bad, right? I mean, everyone still has 10 fingers, so success!

During our lecture, we also discussed the difference between a duck and a goose. Which led to us discussing the plurals of animals. An entertaining conversation to say the least. At the end of class, Chef once again brought up being professional and warned us that if there were any problems, he would be breaking up the groups. Grrrrr.

Off to do errands, reading and lunch with Jim.
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Tonight's Dinner


While reheating some of the shrimp bisque, I sauteed some shrimp in garlic, olive oil, and a dash of a nice Pinot Grigio (always cook with a wine you would drink). After the shrimp were seared off (about a minute and a half each side), I cut up some fresh basil and put both in the bisque. With a nice rustic garlic roll on the side it was a delicious dinner.

Week Three - Soups

Friday we made New England Clam Chowder, Split Pea, and Beef Vegetable soups. Saturday was Beef Consomme, Cream of Broccoli, and Shrimp Bisque. They all turned out well, of course. And now I'm going to let you in on a secret...shhh...don't tell, but pretty much everything does if you follow the recipes. Which the other groups didn't. There is a time for improvisation. That time is not when you are making the base sauces and bases for your soups.

Our syllabus is broken down by week, detailing which recipes from the book we will be cooking in our labs. Thursday, Chef tells us which we'll be doing Friday and which we'll be doing Saturday. We are required to copy the recipes onto 3x5 notecards to use while we cook so that our books aren't out on the counters and tables in the way. First week we were told to half all the recipes when writing our cards. I would say about three of us actually do that (out of the six or so who do the recipe cards), which becomes frustrating and confusing if someone is working off more than one card. My group usually uses mine since the two other women write both the whole and the half measurements and the Moroccan doesn't do them at all. I'm wondering how well he can read and write English actually from a couple things that have happened. Moving on... Each recipe includes the appropriate mise en place, which is basically the prep work that needs to be done before starting cooking. Incredibly helpful in getting the timing of the dishes correct.

Friday we started with a quick Q&A about the recipes we would be working on that night and then we were let loose. Our group immediately set to work on the mise en place, looking at the timing for simmering, etc. so that all our soups would be done at the same time. The other two groups just started one at a time, not taking anything into consideration. Which just adds to the time we're all standing around waiting for them to be done. It's getting pretty frustrating. Also frustrating is the fact that we seem to be the only group washing our dishes as we go. As soon as we are done with something, one of us immediately washes it. We're all about using time wisely and strategically. I think it's due to me and Air Force lady. We're very methodical, both planners. I'm slowly becoming the person who plans out our evening and keeps everyone on task, which scares me because I don't want to be naturally good at running a kitchen. If this continues, I'll want to open my own restaurant and then I'll never have a life. Sigh.

Our Split Pea, I'm told, turned out delicious. I'm not a fan of peas unless they are raw or lightly steamed in the pod, so the one very small spoonful of bacony, milled split peas I tasted was more than enough for me. All I will say is that you can rest assured I will not be making that frequently, or at all unless it is requested by someone I really like. The Beef Vegetable was good, boring but good. A little salty, but that's because we had to use beef base rather than stock so the sodium started out through the roof unfortunately. The NE Clam Chowder was delicious and not much made it out of the classroom. What little did, I handed over to Katie who was sweet enough to give me a ride home. She, a native New Englander, texted me the next day saying that it was the best clam chowder she'd ever had. Yay!

Saturday I was able to talk with my Sanitation/Safety instructor about classes and my thoughts on doubling up and getting the AA in Culinary Arts as well as the AA in Baking/Pastry. The difference between the two degrees is about five classes it seems so one or two more quarters to get an entire other skill field would be worth it methinks. I have to meet with my advisor this week to schedule Fall classes, so I'll most definitely be inquiring about the possibility of doing that. I'd be really surprised if it was an uncommon request.

There were only 7 of us (regularly 11) in class Saturday so we thought we might be able to get through things easier than usual. Oh. So. Wrong. I'm going to try to not build up my group as the best thing since sliced bread, but the differences are really becoming stark as the weeks go by. Long story short, one of the women (the uppity one) in the other group is allergic to shellfish and told only her team to hold off on making the bisque until the last part of class. Well, the bisque needed an hour of simmering, the consomme needed an hour and a half and the broccoli needed about 20 minutes. So it made sense to start the bisque once we got the consomme's raft going. (The raft in the consomme is when the egg whites, veggies, and ground meat meld into a solid on the top of the simmering broth.) Having not been alerted to her allergies, we fired up the shrimp shells. After four hours about cross-contamination and the importance of near constant hand washing, I was sure to be washing my hands about every five minutes since I was working on three soups, two of which had raw flesh ingredients. Evidently, one of the guys in the other group was walking all around without washing his hands and Uppity freaked out. The group had already been quabbling with each other over how to do things, how much to put in when, etc. For the most part we ignored it, focused on our own things, but man it was getting tense on the other side of the room. It did not go unnoticed by Chef. At the end of class, he called a Code Blue (which means we all go to wherever he's standing) and dressed the class down for not being careful about the shrimp and not being prepared. After getting condescendingly lectured by Uppity, I pointed out that had she let the entire class know about her allergy instead of just her group, I would not have started the shrimp at the time I did on the middle stove. She was all about reaming the kid who was running around and wasn't hearing what I was saying. It was a bit frustrating. Class ended on a high note though, with Chef taking home some of our bisque. Yay! I had some of the Cream of Broccoli last night and it was so good. If any of you want any of the recipes I mention, just drop a comment and I'll email them to you.

The one really good thing about being the only night class on Saturdays is that we get to take all the produce, etc. left over from the classes. So I headed home with about two pounds of broccoli, some chives, a bunch of fresh basil and tomatoes. Some others took some ground beef, shrimp, parsley, lemons, bell peppers. So much cheaper than the Yes! Organic Grocery down the street!

So, now that the drama is out of the way, on to the fun. Friday, GMC came into our class while his students were working on sandwiches and came to chat with us. I mentioned I'm currently out of work and he said he'd do what he could to help me find something with one of the many companies he works with placing students. I walked by while he was talking with Chef and heard him call me his "sweetheart" to which I just smiled and kept walking. He came over to chat with me and Air Force and we got him to tell us about how he ended up coming to the US, where he studied, who he apprenticed with, etc. He's really an incredible talent and very well-liked and respected. Later in the evening, I had to go down to his classroom to get some skewers. He was at the computer so without thinking, I know-shocker, I said "Chef, could you stop looking at porn long enough to help me find some skewers?" He replied "Oh, I don't look at it, I just do it." GAH! His classroom didn't have any skewers, so I said as I was leaving "I can't believe you're sending me away empty handed. I'm going to have to rethink all of this." About ten minutes later, he came back down with a printout of a bunch of job openings at one of the companies he works with, 99% of which aren't something I would be eligible for, but the thought was there. As he handed it to me he said "Now you aren't empty handed. No rethinking!" This is going to end well...

Enough babble. I'm on to read more than necessary because our lecture syllabus has us doing Eggs and Breakfast this week, while our lab syllabus has us doing Poultry. It's a bit of a pain, but I'm getting through it with the knowledge that the eternal question of which came first will finally be answered Thursday.